no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
everyone likes fall out boy
even if you dont like fall out boy you kind of like fall out boy
smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.
but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.
i think my iPhone is broken.
i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
[SCREAMS] THE WINTER SOLIDER
[PUNCHES YOUR WINDOW IN] THE WINTER SOLIDER
[JUMPS OUT OF A PLANE] THE WINTER SOLDIER
[RIPS OFF SHIRT] THE WINTER SOLDIER
[whispers] the winter soldier
[RIPS OFF YOUR STEERING WHEEL] THE WINTER SOLDIER
[RIPS OFF LEFT ARM] THE WINTER SOLDIER
like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit